[Coming soon] The Complete Guide to Thieving [Coming soon]

[geckosquid]

I don't understand why no one just hides there shit like 20 blocks underground in an isolated area e.e

This. Seriously, if you find a tree, go under the bottom long, dig straight down 20 blocks, make the grass grow back around it and then leave no one will ever find the thing you buried except by luck mining, and that's super-unlikely.

Except for we dwarves, we will mine out the entire world. And Yotta can do nothing about it! Muahahaha!

ALSO: I plan NOT to join the thieves this time around for anyone being disgusted by me.

Which is a perfect statement to cover up if you become a thief again.

[Riskae]

How to be an insanely successful thief: Install X-ray client. 'Nuff said.

SO BRAVE (Upboats for you here)

Meh, I get accused of xray approximately once a week by assorted raging people...it's extemely easy to guess where people hide stuff, hopefully this guide will make it more of a challenge for me.

^this^ -_-

[doggypwn]

I don't understand why no one just hides there shit like 20 blocks underground in an isolated area e.e

This. Seriously, if you find a tree, go under the bottom long, dig straight down 20 blocks, make the grass grow back around it and then leave no one will ever find the thing you buried except by luck mining, and that's super-unlikely.

Except for we dwarves, we will mine out the entire world. And Yotta can do nothing about it! Muahahaha!

ALSO: I plan NOT to join the thieves this time around for anyone being disgusted by me.

Which is a perfect statement to cover up if you become a thief again.

^ This. And I'm serious when I say that I'm not going back to thieving.

[geckosquid]

I don't understand why no one just hides there shit like 20 blocks underground in an isolated area e.e

This. Seriously, if you find a tree, go under the bottom long, dig straight down 20 blocks, make the grass grow back around it and then leave no one will ever find the thing you buried except by luck mining, and that's super-unlikely.

Except for we dwarves, we will mine out the entire world. And Yotta can do nothing about it! Muahahaha!

ALSO: I plan NOT to join the thieves this time around for anyone being disgusted by me.

Which is a perfect statement to cover up if you become a thief again.

^ This. And I'm serious when I say that I'm not going back to thieving.

Fair enough. Anyways, people shouldn't label you as a thief due to the lore reset and all.

[doggypwn]

people shouldn't label you as a thief due to the lore reset and all.

True, but bound to happen.

[sethd13]

yea you can't deny that
lore may be reset but you can't reset people...
or can you..

[Sir Prize]

Well, I for one am not going to treat him as a thief, because that's metagaming. And everyone else should do the same.

Now, this is absolutely nothing to do with original subject. So please stop discussing it.

[Leech]

I'm not going to treat him as a thief either!
Now, more on-topic, here is my guide to thieving
1.Cut a hole in a box
2. Put your junk the box
3. Have her open the box
1. Open chest
2. Take stuff from chest
3. Close chest

[Crashlander04]

I'm not going to treat him as a thief either!
Now, more on-topic, here is my guide to thieving
1. Open chest
2. Take stuff from chest
3. Close chest
1.Cut a hole in a box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Have her open the box

FTFY

[TehCthulhu]

Where to hide your stuff: the bank

Also: There being a guide to how to hide your stuff written by a thief is just a way for him to make sure things are hidden in a consistent way, making it easier for him to find and take.