Wish Thread

[Android]

Wish granted, but in Kiwike, where the game is to purposefully have your wish backfire on you, you become increasingly less popular and are demoted from your position of Wiki Moderator. Irony's a female dog.

I wish I could visit Russia.

[MainDigger]

You went to Russia, but then you realized that in Soviet Russia, Russia visits you.

I wish that i get straight A's in school from now on. Without having to study.

[Cell]

Your wish has been granted. The only problem is, the school system finally recognized that the use of the grade "F" was a status symbol. Hoping to change said problem, they flipped the whole system. F's are now A's, and A's F's.

I wish that Crazy was not so Crazy.

[guthriearmstrong]

Granted, Crazy is now sane and horribly boring. So boring, that he quits Minecraft to become an insurance salesman.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

[Sir Prize]

You now have unlimited wishes. And the only thing you can wish for is more wishes.

I wish Inheritance would never end.

[tristo999]

Inheritance never ends. And sadly all the rest of the pages are filled with gay porn.
I wish that I had a better graphics card

[Ian25]

Granted, you now have the best GPU in the world. After I granted your wish I realized that I wanted it so I came to Ohio and took it. :3

I wish it was March so I could build my computer.

[Sir Prize]

It is now March. The world ended yesterday.

I wish that I could fall asleep instead of reading this book.

[Ian25]

Granted, you fell asleep. And didn't wake up.

I wish people would stop asking when Revamped is coming out.

[geckosquid]

Granted. They're all dead.

I wish I had a nuke.