Name: asdfasdflkjty911 or Mr.Trump - Cuz ima boss
Relation (to the bride or the groom, and how) : I spam tristo on steam and annoy him to death so I win.

Im also better at terraria than him... Also I've seen saera around at some locations

Seating location of preference (Middle, front, left, etc) : If any orphans are going Id like to inform you Ill take their seats, they wont be there. I garuntee you.
Are you willing to volunteer for any services? If so, what? : I wana be the greeter, cuz im a priest of.. awesome? Yeah that works.