Joke thread

Leech · 03-12-2013, 16:19,

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Crazylol5 · 03-13-2013, 17:04,

A man walks into a bar, proudly screaming about his new tattoo of a tractor that he has on his penis.
When the bartender asks: ''Why did you have a tractor tattooed on your penis, and not a pretty car, like a Ferrari?'',
the man responds: "Well, I'm not going to plough through shit with a Ferrari!''

yes

partyars · 03-14-2013, 20:31,

What's blue and smells like red paint?

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**yottabyte** · 05-14-2013, 17:25,

Heard this one today.

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

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sethd13 · 05-15-2013, 00:31,

1: Spell "my ass"
2 M-Y A-S-S
1 You forgot the D
2 There is no D in "My ass"
1 *creeper voice* Not yet

sethd13 · 05-16-2013, 01:43,

Internet privacy settings

theonedoctor · 05-20-2013, 00:05,

I dont get it Sethd13 sadly... But i still have a joke
A man with a monkey walk into a bar....
I forget the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore

**yottabyte** · 06-04-2013, 12:47,

So, I was fucking my daughter last night and my wife walked in. She was in shock. I don't know what she was more surprised by - the fact that I was fucking my daughter, or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep it.

sethd13 · 06-05-2013, 04:40,

Roses are red
violets are blue
Im schizophrenic
and so am I

partyars · 07-26-2013, 02:14,

What's red and bad for your teeth?

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