Wish Thread

partyars · 01-10-2012, 15:23,

He does, and you are so disappointed about it that you don't want to play anymore.

I wish I had a cupcake.

Leech · 01-10-2012, 15:28,

Unfortunately, the cupcake is made of llama guts.

I wish I had a helicopter filled with live, not-sick kittens

TehCthulhu · 01-10-2012, 15:53,

The kittens don't know how to pilot the helicopter and it crashes into your house, setting it ablaze and slowly and painfully killing you and your family. The kittens are miraculously unharmed.

I wish I could will things into existence.

Sir Prize · 01-10-2012, 16:46,

Wish granted. The things you will into existance is anti-matter. And as a result, when it comes into contact with things from this universe, you tear a rift in time and space and put an end to this universe.

I wish Gamestop wouldn't misplace the only copy left of Bayonetta.

Leech · 01-10-2012, 18:43,

Granted. They threw it out. It's no longer misplaced!

I wish that my finals were over and I passed all of them

TehCthulhu · (This post was last modified: 01-10-2012, 21:27 by TehCthulhu.)

(01-10-2012, 16:46)Sir Prize Wrote: Wish granted. The things you will into existance is anti-matter. And as a result, when it comes into contact with things from this universe, you tear a rift in time and space and put an end to this universe.

Antimatter doesn't break space-time, it just annihilates with regular matter and releases a fuck-ton of energy.

Anyway...

YOU DID IT! Straight D's. Your parents must be so proud.

I wish I owned a 1960 Harley Davidson.

Sir Prize · 01-10-2012, 21:39,

Yes, I know that. I was just exaggerating a little, playing with the possibility of multiple dimensions and that anti-matter may rip a tear in the fabric of dimensions. It's not facts.

You now own one, it's broken down and irreparable.

I wish I could find a suitable material for my Minecraft city.

TehCthulhu · 01-10-2012, 22:12,

You build a city out of dirt. Nobody joins because it's made of dirt. Surprise!

I wish I could play every instrument known to man masterfully.

Crazylol5 · 01-10-2012, 23:02,

You can play them all masterfully! If you play them at the same time. All of them.
Enjoy your back pain.

I wish I could control other people's minds.

geckosquid · (This post was last modified: 01-11-2012, 09:18 by geckosquid.)

Granted. Unfortunately, you lose control of your own and your body stumbles into a conveniently placed spike pit.

I wish I could fly.