Poetry

Saurota · 08-15-2011, 04:52,

Well, I'm a person who can literally take any subject and turn it into a poem. Poetry is art, so it technically belongs in this setting.

Wanna test me? Gimme a subject.

squiggley1 · 08-15-2011, 04:59,

hmmmmmmmmmmmm... porn Troll

Saurota · 08-15-2011, 05:08,

(08-15-2011, 04:59)squiggley1 Wrote: hmmmmmmmmmmmm... porn

Okay, since I can't go past PG-13, I'll just bleep out everything bad in the poem.

There is a thing on the internet that all men and some women like
With just a few keystrokes, a mouseclick, and you're set for the night
A simple term for it has the whole world torn
So they got together, thought about it, and called it porn
Porn is a very vague term, for it can involve many things
Whether it be soft and gentle, or involve bumps and stings
I cant explain it in a way that's PG
So I'll say it in a way friendly to Kiwike
Porn is commonly known as two people f***ing
If it's foreplay, then it is known as s***ing
Gay, lesbian, tranny, bi, or straight
Internet porn is always great
They also make porn for your tv and DVD
So you can rent one out, and watch it with the family!

DARK_DUSK · 08-15-2011, 05:20,

Notch

Saurota · (This post was last modified: 08-15-2011, 05:38 by Saurota.)

(08-15-2011, 05:20)DARK_DUSK Wrote: Notch

Hah, thats simple

There is a man who is the brains behind this creation
Making lives among worlds with blocky animation
The world of Minecraft is one to play and watch
And we can thank one man for this, that man is Notch
He made this fantastical world which you can make your own
Show off the details or show how much it's grown
Play by yourself, or play online with friends
And thanks to Notch, the fun never ende!

asdfasdflkjty911 · 08-15-2011, 06:25,

Hardstyle (music genre)

Saurota · 08-15-2011, 06:35,

(08-15-2011, 06:25)asdfasdflkjty911 Wrote: Hardstyle (music genre)

Hell yes! A techno-styled theme! <3

Turn up the volume, get ready to go
Pump up the bass, get down on the flo' (floor)
Jumpin round like madmen, findin the perfect beat
Without flashing lights and a dark setting it's incomplete
People cant decide on what to play next
The DJ's so hypnotized by sounds, at the lights he's vexed
The hardstyle beats are ringing my mind
Gets me off my chair to move my behind
Pullin some wicked moves to the awesome tunes
Some people can't dance though, looking like goons
As said before, hardstyle is a tough sort of music
This style of techno gives the music life a kick

Kbrown53 · 08-15-2011, 11:59,

A 1950s GANGSTER

ZupZup · 08-15-2011, 12:04,

Me.

Kyga · (This post was last modified: 08-15-2011, 13:12 by Kyga.)

Pandas!