Riddle me this...

TehCthulhu · 10-21-2011, 03:52,

Riddle thread, it's pretty much the same as all the other forum games (answer one, post one) but with riddles. I suppose trivia will work as well. It's okay if you guess wrong, and if someone answers your's wrong, feel free to post it until someone gets it right. But please don't just shoot in the dark so you can post something. Also: no paradoxes, they are not riddles.

I will start us off with: How do you spell "half-blind swine" in 2 letters?

geckosquid · 10-21-2011, 06:37,

P G

There is one word that, if put on any product, will double its sales. What is that word?

guthriearmstrong · 10-24-2011, 14:02,

Free

What's blue and smells like red paint?

StayPuff · 10-24-2011, 17:49,

Blue paint

I have forests, but no trees.
I have lakes, but no water.
I have roads, but no cars.

What Am I?

MainDigger · (This post was last modified: 10-24-2011, 18:14 by MainDigger.)

A map.

People look at me everyday, though I know that it isn't me they are seeing.
I realise the things behind me are far more interesting.
Sometimes I bring light, sometimes I bring fear.

What am I?

Ian25 · 10-24-2011, 20:20,

(10-24-2011, 18:14)MainDigger Wrote: A map.

People look at me everyday, though I know that it isn't me they are seeing.
I realise the things behind me are far more interesting.
Sometimes I bring light, sometimes I bring fear.

What am I?

A mirror.

An elephant, a giraffe, a monkey and a cat were standing under an umbrella. Who got wet?

Spammuff · 10-24-2011, 20:24,

The elephant

I am a thing your using right now.
you look at me into another dimension.
sometimes i get abused for showing you content that you dont like.

TehCthulhu · 10-24-2011, 23:45,

Ima go with eyes, but i think it could also be a computer monitor, depending on your definition of "dimension"

It swings by his thigh, a thing most magical!
Below the belt, beneath the folds
Off his clothes it hangs, a hole in its front end,
stiff-set and stout it swivels about.

Levelling the head of this hanging tool,
its wielder hoists it above his knee;
it is his will to fill a well-known hole
that it fits fully when at full length

It's oft filled it before. Now it fills it again.

(this is a really old one, so keep that in mind)

hint: it's not a penis

Ian25 · 10-25-2011, 01:05,

(10-24-2011, 20:24)Spammuff Wrote: The elephant

I am a thing your using right now.
you look at me into another dimension.
sometimes i get abused for showing you content that you dont like.

Wrong

sethd13 · 10-25-2011, 05:02,

tehc I was lmfao at your riddle