king of the hill

[DjFuzz]

I Unban Leech with my VoDoo powers and he gives me the hill in thanks

[tristo999]

Colonel Mustard knows no Flying_Leech. You never met because you were banned before you called him.

[Leech]

Or are you banned because I am you?

[tristo999]

No. Just no.

[partyars]

while you guys are still talking in this post, I sneak up behind your backs and claim the hill

[guthriearmstrong]

But you're in the post too -.-

[squiggley1]

Well, I call in colonel Mustard to arrest you for killing the butler in the dining room with a rubber spork, and my ban is lifted. And then I take the hill for myself

I lol'd,

I create a seperate plane of existence and cause myself to be come invincible and godlike in this universe, I then close all ways into said plane and live peacefully forever as I continue to work happily on what I would think of as a perfect universe . I'm content with my plane of existence and no longer take part in your petty squabbles.

oh, and tristo gets the hill

[Leech]

I play the guitar cover of the Skyrim theme, and, while Tristo is rocking out, I bake his head with a portable oven. Then I claim the hill

[tristo999]

I throw myself at you in pie form making a joke that laughs you off the hill and i reclaim it.

[Leech]

I tranquilize you, cover you in coal, and put you in a nether dungeon where you get lit on fire by Blazes. Then I cover the hill in trombone warriors