king of the hill

[tristo999]

While you watch MY CLONE burn i come from behind you and push you in so i can claim the hill.

[Leech]

Well, I tip over the tv above our heads so it only hits you, and then I go on your computer and change your last post so that you give me the hill

[Spammuff]

i sneeze you off the hill, and sit on it eating cheese,

[Leech]

I rewire your brain so that you are lactose intolerant, and you run off the hill looking for a bathroom. And then I claim it for myself

[tristo999]

I teach spammuff that leech is a bathroom and as leech is chased off i take the hill.

[Leech]

I tell TheCreator that Tristo took his avatar, and TheCreator chases off Tristo, and I take the hill for myself, making sure that there is a proper bathroom for Spam elsewhere

[Crazylol5]

I dump a load of oil inside the hill and the Americans bomb the hill and take all the oil that's inside of the hill, making the hill collapse and just be some flat ground. After that I rebuild the hill and the Americans are so grateful for the oil that they launch me on the hill into space. I am now on the hill on top of mars with enough air and food supply to last a lifetime.

[Leech]

I get a large lawnmower to destroy everything on Mars except for the hill, which I hit in the direction of Earth using the lawnmower. The momentum carries you just long enough to get you into Earth's gravity, and land's on Earth upright. You burn in the atmosphere

[tristo999]

Too bad leech burned up too. And i take the unguarded unoccupied hill.

[Leech]

I swarm you with Silverfish, then put the hill in fondue. Then I take the fondue hill