Wish Thread

[partyars]

You grow 2 extra arms but they are evil and strangle you

I wish I never ate the muffin I ate yesterday.

[Cell]

The muffin you left to live develops feelings. Resulting in its suicide after it realizes it has no future.

I wish that I had a narwhal.

(Also, when I referred to Elva being fixed, i meant when she was to gain control of her powers by having an, err, on off switch so to say. He left her the powers, but gave her the option to sorta turn it off at times, atleast from what I can remember. Haven't read the books since I finished Inheritance after the week it came out.)

[Leadmau5]

Granted, you have a sex addicted narwhal that has no needs other than sex.

I wish I had friends.

[Cell]

Granted, your new friend is Tristo ()

I wish I had a pet Yottabyte.

[partyars]

Granted, after a few days he died out of starvation

I wish revamped was out

(sidenote: that muffin couldn't come alive because I think it already was)

[Leadmau5]

Granted, but I'm unbanned. (:

I wish I could transform into a unicorn at any time and back.

[Ian25]

Granted, you turn into a unicorn but then you are mobbed by a thousand pre-school little girls and commit suicide just as they breach your bunker.

I wish Notch wasn't such an idiot boi.

[DjFuzz]

Wish granted, but as he was not a idiot he never found interest in indie games and never created minecraft, and instead created a FPS game.

I wish everyone on kiwike has watched 4 episodes of Mlp

[partyars]

Wish granted, they all became bronies and I'm not going to ruin it for you.

I wish I didn't need to go to school today.

[geckosquid]

Granted, you don't have to go to school on the day scholarships are given out. You were going to recover a full ride to college, but they gave it to someone else in your stead.

I wish I could hover.