Wish Thread

[TehCthulhu]

You can hover 1x10^-1000000 meters over solid ground only. Lucky you.

I wish I was more awesome at telling stories.

[Android]

Granted, you're now mediocre at telling stories. Nothing special.

I wish Buenos Aires wasn't so hot D;

[tristo999]

Granted. You freeze to death.
I wish Android would love me.

[geckosquid]

Granted. He kills you and then himself so you can be together forever.

I wish I had moar internets.

[asdfasdflkjty911]

Granted. You find the deep depths of the internet no man should see. You die from shock.

I wish I was richer.

[tristo999]

You are 1 penny richer.
I wish that april would come faster.

[geckosquid]

Granted. It comes at you full-speed and you explode from the impact.

I wish I was a billionaire.

[Leech]

Granted. You have a billion stones. And they aren't even cool looking ones.

I wish I had a cool gecko necklace like Geckosquid here

[tristo999]

You get gecko's necklace And he kills you to take it back

I wish Leech would stop looking at me ;(

[Leech]

Granted. You realize that nobody else wants to look at you, and you get sad

I wish Tristo would tell me everything about Revamped