Wish Thread

[LlewynHouse]

Granted. Unfortunately, a little girl from idaho wgo was the world spelling b champion becomea enraged and slaughters all of mankind with a stuffed animal.

I wish i didnt hate every single person i've ever met IRL

[sethd13]

granted you now hate them with a passion and go on a murderous rampage that leaves 63 dead an 9 wounded.

(lol for got wish)
i wish i was invincible to all forms of misfortune

[geckosquid]

Granted. Absolutely nothing happens in your life now.

I wish everyone could just be smart.

[Crazylol5]

Everyone is now smart, but you are just a tad smarter which means that you still think everyone is retarded.

I wish the weather outside would be exactly 30 degrees celcius, no wind, no rain, no snow, no weird natural disasters and no colds so the sun shines all day.

[geckosquid]

Granted. Nothing bad concerning the weather happens all day. Night, however, is a different story.

I wish for the world to end in 24 hours.

[Sir Prize]

The world has ended! However, governments have been withholding the fact that they had enough space shuttles for 35% of the worlds population and we are now living on a terraformed Mars.

I wish people would stop painting their face orange.

[TehCthulhu]

Granted, everyone's face is now orange. No need to paint that.

I wish mail was delivered instantaneously.

[geckosquid]

Granted. Unfortunately, the teleportation technogy messes up the atomic structure of the products, and it's delivered in the form of a gray, faintly glowing heap that smells of decaying fish.

I wish every food that's good for people would taste good.

[TehCthulhu]

All bad-tasting healthy food is now bad for you. Only eggplant remains.

I wish my Nintendo 64 emulator would stop crashing so I could play Majora's Mask.

[partyars]

your emulator is now unable to crash because it's dead.

I wish I could fast forward the next 14 days.