Wish Thread

guthriearmstrong · 01-28-2012, 05:07,

Granted. 7 Up, on the other hand, was sued for billions of dollars, and had to sell you to Mars Inc. to make up for the money. Dr. Pepper is now a candy bar.

I wish for a candy bar.

Leech · 01-28-2012, 05:19,

Granted. Unfortunately, Dr. Pepper was a terrible candy bar

I wish Ian would stop peeing on my bushes

Android · 01-28-2012, 07:22,

Granted, save that he's now peeing on your house. :/

I wish my summer vacation wouldn't end! D:

Kbrown53 · (This post was last modified: 01-28-2012, 10:13 by Kbrown53.)

Granted, But you never go back to school and you end up never getting a Education living the rest of your days as a McDonald Employee.

I wish Dr.Pepper was a great candy bar

Cerce · 01-29-2012, 07:11,

Granted. With the new popularity of the Dr. Pepper candy bar, prices on the candy bar rise to the point where you cannot buy it. The person sitting next to you, however, can, and takes a very long time taunting you by eating the candy bar slowly and savoring every bite.

I wish no-one responds to this wish.

Leech · 01-29-2012, 17:22,

Granted. With the new popularity of the Dr. Pepper candy bar, prices on the candy bar rise to the point where you cannot buy it. The person sitting next to you, however, can, and takes a very long time taunting you by eating the candy bar slowly and savoring every bite.

I wish I had a fuzzy kitten that didn't bring any harm to me

TehCthulhu · 02-05-2012, 12:57,

You have a fuzzy kitten that brings you no harm. It's dead and starting to bloat though.

I wish I had unholy musical talent.

Android · 02-05-2012, 16:40,

You have unholy musical talent, but to get it, all those who wished no-one would respond to their wish had to die. Don't you feel just terrible?

I wish my microsoft points hadn't been stolen, else I'd be playing MW3 right now.

Crazylol5 · (This post was last modified: 02-05-2012, 19:42 by Crazylol5.)

You're now playing MW3. That's enough punishment.

I wish I were invisible.

TehCthulhu · 02-06-2012, 13:40,

You are now invisible! Of course this means that your retinas no longer absorb light, so you are also blind. Also, since your skin is no longer absorbing UV rays you can't synthesize your own Vitamin D anymore. This Vitamin D deficiency leads to Rickets, Osteomalacia, loss of hair, peripheral vascular disease, cancer, multiple sclerosis, rheumatoid arthritis, juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's and Alzheimer's. Hope it was worth it.

I wish my Nintendo 64 emulator was more accepting of my d-pad.