He forced me...

JLML · 02-21-2012, 01:18,

I'm sorry, what? What does God have to do with anything? Also, don't you know? This 'God' of yours does not exist. No, there is no great good out there. Only complete insignificance to the great powers that, at a whim, could reshape the universe if they wanted. As the blind idiot, the demon sultan, the nuclear chaos holds his court, there within the midst of the universe, there are others with great powers who would destroy us all if they saw any reason to do so. But alas, we're not even worth a fleeting thought to them. Which we should be happy about, as we are fortunate enough not to be worth their bother.

**yottabyte** · 02-21-2012, 01:21,

It's like your brain is hardwired to the outputs or something. This is probably the strangest introduction thread I have ever seen. I expect your post count to get higher than mine very soon.

Crazylol5 · 02-21-2012, 01:22,

(02-21-2012, 00:09)JLML Wrote: Crazy huh? Proof please. I accept certificates of insanity from the Arkham or Sefton asylum. Also legit are the repetitions of chantings and/or ramblings commonly found amongst the various cults and orders of our kinds.
If none of these can be presented as evidence of your craziness, you may apply for an evaluation, and, if success is achieved, confirmation of insanity and/or a crazed mental status.

I do happen to have a certificate stating that I am unable to own a weapon due to being schizofrenic, is that good enough?
If it's not, I have a drivers licence with a photo of my face.

JLML · 02-21-2012, 01:30,

For my post count to reach that level, it would require some level of focus and conscious prioritising of me to post here, which I highly doubt will ever happen. It's just that if I get started I can go on for extended periods, only to have a nigh-infinitesimal presence for an equally extended period. Or longer. If I even remember to come back. But if I don't, I'm sure a certain Sir Prize would gladly remind me. And then it would rise again. But to reach that level, I would probably have to keep my mind in the same place for a consecutive time much longer than what I normally can show capability of. But whatever. I trailed off. Again. What was it I was saying?

Oh. Right. Do not expect my post count to reach the skies (not literally of course, figuratively. It is impossible for virtual bits of data, post count or not, to reach the skies. Mostly so because the skies themselves are quite intangible, and would be hard to reach without a very strict definition pertaining exactly what my post count would have to do to reach it.) any time soon, or indeed at all, since, as I said, keeping my mind from wandering or trailing off or just flat out forgetting to think about stuff for an extended period of time is something I'm not very good at.

Sir Prize · 02-21-2012, 01:31,

Accept my recommendation towards Gerard's craziness. Seeing as how mirrors at crotch level is always significant when discussing the level of Main's homosexuality.

JLML · 02-21-2012, 01:33,

(02-21-2012, 01:22)Crazylol5 Wrote: I do happen to have a certificate stating that I am unable to own a weapon due to being schizofrenic, is that good enough?
If it's not, I have a drivers licence with a photo of my face.

Schizophrenic*

Hmm... I guess... That might be enough... Though.. It does not necessarily imply that you're crazy. I recommend you find additional proof of your lack of sanity, just to be on the safe side. Also, that photo might be useful in the future. Save it. Don't let any fishes posing as persons steal it from you.

Sir Prize · 02-21-2012, 01:36,

(02-21-2012, 01:33)JLML Wrote: Also, that photo might be useful in the future. Save it. Don't let any fishes posing as persons steal it from you.

Damn it. They're onto me. I shall make my escape!

Crazylol5 · 02-21-2012, 01:37,

(02-21-2012, 01:33)JLML Wrote:
(02-21-2012, 01:22)Crazylol5 Wrote: I do happen to have a certificate stating that I am unable to own a weapon due to being schizofrenic, is that good enough?
If it's not, I have a drivers licence with a photo of my face.

Schizophrenic*

Hmm... I guess... That might be enough... Though.. It does not necessarily imply that you're crazy. I recommend you find additional proof of your lack of sanity, just to be on the safe side. Also, that photo might be useful in the future. Save it. Don't let any fishes posing as persons steal it from you.

I can't spell the word Schizophrenic, that okay?

I've never actually had to prove my craziness, I feel like a cheese grater.
The dirty blue French cheese...

JLML · 02-21-2012, 01:37,

(02-21-2012, 01:36)Sir Prize Wrote: Damn it. They're onto me. I shall make my escape!

You are not them. They are the ones lurking beneath the wave, together with our great father Dagon. To be one of his chosen ones would be a great honour indeed, not something so trivial as to be bestowed upon you, being a mere mortal and all.

Sir Prize · 02-21-2012, 01:40,

Mortality is an illusion to those with even a slight insight into the dark magic, for to make ones soul immortal while still possessing a mortal body is something that is done on a regular basis if I'm not mistaken.