Wish Thread

[guthriearmstrong]

Here you go: http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

What the HECK is that?

Granted. He eats you up, he loves you so.

I wish that I could cook well.

Granted, you can cook well. In Runescape. Your cooking level is one level higher.

I wish people would shut up about KONY 2012 already, and focus on the actual problem in Uganda rather than that stupid corporate organization.

[sethd13]

granted Kony gains power and uses child soldiers to take over the world
i wish i have friends :foreveralone:

[Leech]

Granted. They're ponies.

I wish that all of the games on the Pirate Kart were good

[partyars]

Granted, they're also ponies.

I wish a 20% increase of the money I get from my boss.

[Leech]

Granted, they're also ponies.

Works for me

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Granted. They also just switched over to the Wuro, so soon that won't be worth anything (If you were already using Euros, replace with Ruppees)

I wish I had good animating tools

[Crazylol5]

Here's a defibrillator. Or didn't you ask for good reanimation tools?

I wish I could freeze time.(But I don't have a time freeze machine yeah.)

[TehCthulhu]

You freeze time, but when you try to move when time is frozen it increases your velocity to infinity, the energy produced from drag causes you to burst into flames. However, since the flames take time to effect you, you are safe as song as time is frozen. This leaves you with the option of un-freezing time and burning to death, or living the rest of your life with time frozen.

I wish I had a personal chef.

[Leech]

Granted. He is terrible at cooking, and just decided to be a chef because he thought it would be easy

I wish I knew all of the formatting for wikis

[StayPuff]

Granted. You knew all of them, until someone threw a brick at your head.

I wish for a wish.

[guthriearmstrong]

Granted. That was your wish.

I wish for 2 more wishes.