king of the hill

[smellityet]

I construct a robot to ship you in a box to Africa.

[MainDigger]

But you forgot to claim the hill, so now I claim it.

[Leech]

I find Yotta's toenail collection, and chuck it through your skull. I claim the hill

[Smythie]

I tell Leech there's a pile of dead baby jokes at the end of the hill and then claim the hill for myself.

[lostboy]

I create a device that brings monsters from videogames into the real world
my army of HL2 zombies eat you and i claim the hill

[DjFuzz]

I than steal this machine and use it against you. Once no threat is present I destroy the device along with the zombies and claim the hill.

[partyars]

I ponify the hill and you give it to me because you don't want it anymore.

[DjFuzz]

Celestia goes missing and you and the ponies on the hill head out to try and find her. With no one being there, I like the hill once again

[lostboy]

But liking it is simply not enough for it is I who made celestia disapear so that Partyars would leave and i could take control of the hill (dont worry about celly i told her there was cake on Jupiter )

[partyars]

ELEMENTS OF HARMONY BITCH! (You're on the moon now, and I claim the hill once again, for pony!)