Wish Thread

[sethd13]

Granted your curtains are made of rotting baby limbs nailed together

I wish for my lights to work perfectly

[RetroVillan]

Granted but your lights work perfectly but to perfectly blinding you and anyone you love each time they come into your house also your house is visible from space
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I wish bacon would rain from the sky and pigs would grow on roses


(you said be creative )

[sethd13]

GRanted the world is crushed in hog feces and corpses.

I wish for my homework to be done well.

[AssassinMan98]

Granted, your homework is done well, a bit too well. The government notices your homework scores go up and they pick you to build a bomb to save your country from an impending invasion. Needless to say, everyone blows up.

I wish I had a nuclear blast and fallout shelter, with a never ending supply of food, water, entertainment, and people.

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Granted, your homework is done well, a bit too well. The government notices your homework scores go up and they pick you to build a bomb to save your country from an impending invasion. Needless to say, everyone blows up.

I wish I had a nuclear blast and fallout shelter, with a never ending supply of food, water, entertainment, and friends.

[sethd13]

a never ending supply of people

:heckno:

[AssassinMan98]

a never ending supply of people

:heckno:

Hey, I gotta eat something other than REAL food.

[sethd13]

:heckno:

[AssassinMan98]

[Crashlander04]

Granted, you suffocate because there are so many people in the fallout shelter.

I wish geckosquid was a well-oiled midget.

[geckosquid]

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