Wish Thread

[tristo999]

Granted you get a dollar, Inflation goes up 10%

I wish that Andy didnt level extremely fast in Guild Wars

[AssassinMan98]

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[doggypwn]

Granted. Nobody levels very quickly at all in Guild Wars, throwing off the entire playerbase and causing mass-quitting.

I wish that I could build visually-pleasing structures in minecraft.

[AssassinMan98]

Granted. However, in the time it takes you to do so, your parents die, your romantic partner leaves you, and the bank takes your house.

I wish laptop batteries would not deteriorate in charge.

[Leech]

Granted. They explode instead

I wish I had more banana chips

[AssassinMan98]

Granted. You try to use tham at a casino as poker chips. The casino takes them and kicks you out. You are now banana chip-less.

I wish I was a superhero.

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Granted. You try to use tham at a casino as poker chips. The casino takes them and kicks you out. You are now banana chip-less.

I wish I was a superhero.

[sethd13]

Granted your power is ability to make dogs go insane and attack you.

I wish i had telekenisis

[Crashlander04]

Granted your power is ability to make dogs go insane and attack you.

I wish i had telekenisis

First, that would hardly make him a hero, just super (in an ironic way at that). I believe you failed to grant his wish.

Granted, you enter the streets with your newly gained power and start to demonstrate it publicly. The government tries to arrest you but you prove too powerful and kill them all.

Nobody loves you because you are a monster.

I wish for

[AssassinMan98]

Granted. You get and now everyone you.

I wish I could get Jeff Dunham's autograph.

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Granted. You get and now everyone you.

I wish I could get Jeff Dunham's autograph.

[Leech]

Granted. It's forged.
I wish Seth answered Assassin's wish right