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[Kyga]

Kyga... Just... Kyga.... He probably had /home but forgot about it.... Good ole kyga.

oh....Dang why didn't I think of that....I did learn something though.
Never EVER stand still for more than a minute if you are within 10 meters of a cowboy and a noise machine of death

[Cell]

That was the moral of that situation kyga, wasn't it?

[asdfasdflkjty911]

My favorite revenge was either when I was heading to Pampei to get some wood or something and saw Nlewis getting stuff from Jyan, he was looking at the floor and I slowly snook up to where I could run over and stab him, I had just gotten there from the subway, jumped on him and got my revenge with a stone sword. While he had a diamond set on and had weapons, I still won :3..

Or when I stole 95 diamonds from a chest in their supply building outside their mansion. I logged in, saw them all on, ran into the building and saw that one chest open. Took some crap and those diamonds and logged off just in time, as pwol was running into the building with his diamond sword drawn. I later gave back a stack, well almost a stack , and then kept enough to make my diamond suit of which Nlewis stole and enough to make some new tools.

[Sir Prize]

The best revenge I have ever had is when I was playing on a PvP server, and some dude came down and destroyed my redstone lock, and then tried to escape with all my stuff. He had full diamond armour and diamond sword so he just ran straight through me and my friends.

The server was really laggy, so I disconnected while he was raiding our stuff, and somehow spawned on top of the mountain we were building below.
I immediately went down to try to stop him and met him above our lava pit, I got a punch off in his direction which knocked him down, with all his diamond armour, luckily he hadn't stolen anything and was on his way to get his friends.

But they never bothered us after that.

[SirSuba]

Cough Blue Horizons Trading Company Cough.