HELP ME

theonedoctor · 05-21-2012, 04:21,

Hi i am having a really big problem with minecraft... well the problem is is that i cant play it for my video card is apparently "bad" and i dont know how to fix it. I have watch several videos but still have no idea. so plz send me a video that could help me out or just do a step by step instructions in the comment. I would be so thankful indeed if you do this

Ian25 · 05-21-2012, 04:38,

(05-21-2012, 04:21)theonedoctor Wrote: Hi i am having a really big problem with minecraft... well the problem is is that i cant play it for my video card is apparently "bad" and i dont know how to fix it. I have watch several videos but still have no idea. so plz send me a video that could help me out or just do a step by step instructions in the comment. I would be so thankful indeed if you do this

First remove the video card, then put it in the freezer for 10 minutes. Once it's out of the freezer take a carrot, grate it, then take a waffle, I mean another carrot (redditors will get that) and chop it up. If your card has an attached fan, pour the grated carrots into the blades, but if it doesn't, skip this step entirely. Once this is done, put it back in your computer and boot-up. This will fix the common "bad" video-card error. If however it doesn't, go to your main HDD and delete the "System 32" folder. It will take a while but once it's done it will rescan for your videocard and that should fix it.

Hope this helps!

Cell · 05-21-2012, 04:51,

Ian, your answer is so well written, that those who have no idea what they are doing, may actually end up doing it.
Dont do what Ian said Tongue

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Ian25 · 05-21-2012, 04:59,

(05-21-2012, 04:51)Cell Wrote: Ian, your answer is so well written, that those who have no idea what they are doing, may actually end up doing it.
Dont do what Ian said .

If they do, I seriously advise them to donate their computer to goodwill... HerpDerp

CapBubba · (This post was last modified: 05-21-2012, 05:26 by CapBubba.)

Serious help: Look at what video card you have and look for the software update.
Example: If it's an NVidia graphics card, go to their website and go through the options to update your driver. Might fix your problem.

Crashlander04 · 05-21-2012, 05:35,

take out your harddrive, and swipe a giant magnet over it, then re-install it - this runs restart currents through all the hardware components - it might reset your software in some cases, but it should bring everything back to start.

CapBubba · 05-21-2012, 05:41,

Jegus, you people are worse than my IRL friends.

Doctor: If it requires pulling out your Hard Drive, don't do it.
Also, anything pertaining to System 32, Explorer.exe, and rearranging random files, you should ignore.

Crashlander04 · 05-21-2012, 06:10,

to triforce all you have to do is mix ammonia and bleach and blow it with a straw.

Ian25 · 05-21-2012, 06:26,

(05-21-2012, 05:41)CapBubba Wrote: Jegus, you people are worse than my IRL friends.

Doctor: If it requires pulling out your Hard Drive, don't do it.
Also, anything pertaining to System 32, Explorer.exe, and rearranging random files, you should ignore.

Hey, bubba, you realize there's nothing you can do if someone tells you that their videocard is "bad".

Crazylol5 · 05-21-2012, 06:34,

Does Minecraft itself tell you your GPU is bad?