Midland Monarchy Grief

shaun · 08-03-2012, 09:58,

This grief is really bad, if i could put screenshots up i would, but i can right now. There is a lava wall that goes the entire distance of the snow biome. TNT blown up at New_Journds unprotected parts of the towns, which includes the houses. Wheat farm grief blown up and placed water every where. Our gates to the nation was blown up. Finally our arena wall has gotten blown up.
Could a mod please immediately check this out.
Thanks Shaun

~~floof09~~ · (This post was last modified: 08-03-2012, 10:09 by floof09.)

The Joy Of Having A Dick

I'll tell you a short poem; I'll try to make it quick. The subject is quite simple: The joy of having a dick.

Penises are super things; You ladies should be jealous. An organ surrounded by sensitive skin. That's smooth and rarely hairless

It starts to grow dramatically, When you're about thirteen. Your testicles on either side; Your willy in between.

It dangles neatly down below; Soft, obedient and loyal. At the slightest hint of lust, It's ready to uncoil.

It often has a mind all of its own; It's like a wild untamed beast. It squirms and writhes and stretches out; When you expect it least.

Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves; Erecting when it shouldn't. A bumpy train ride sets it off; Just when you wish it wouldn't.

And during the summer, wearing little, sunning on the beach. The slightest sight of shaking boobs Makes it squirm just like a leech.

Handle it with love and care; For it can give great pleasure. Has it grown since last weekend? And when did you last measure?

Some people fret about its size; They give it lots of thought. Is seven inches long enough? It makes guys quite distraught.

They peek across in urinals, To compare and try to see But if another glances back at them. There's no way they can pee.

Masturbating is a sin; That's what some folk believe. But those are just old wives' tales; Cuz it really can relieve.

Without this fabulous organ, No shag would be complete. Lesbians will try their best; But must admit defeat.

It has to main bodily functions I'm sure you'll all agree. To start a whole new life and of course. daily to pee

But I think the thing that's marvellous; About that one eyed brute. Is that when its trying to procreate, It knows which fluid to shoot

And always it remains with you; Until you're old and frail. Don't take it out in public though, or you'll be thrown in jail.

And so to summarise I'd say with certainty, that every male loves his little friend But girls, no matter what we do, Please don't fold, spindle mutilate and NEVER NEVER Bend!!!

shaun · 08-03-2012, 10:11,

I have a feeling that you did this to us.....

astv25 · 08-03-2012, 10:12,

This is Captain Julian Assange of the Challenger. We have a fire aboard and we're going down. It has been an honor serving with you, gentlemen. An honor.

*salutes*

~~floof09~~ · 08-03-2012, 10:14,

(08-03-2012, 10:12)astv25 Wrote: This is Captain Julian Assange of the Challenger. We have a fire aboard and we're going down. It has been an honor serving with you, gentlemen. An honor.

*salutes*

chipmonk0155 · 08-03-2012, 10:14,

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~~floof09~~ · 08-03-2012, 10:16,

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astv25 · (This post was last modified: 08-03-2012, 10:26 by astv25.)

Ingredients

2 cups flour
1 tablespoon dried tarragon
2 tablespoons salt
1 tablespoon ground ginger
2 tablespoons ground black pepper
1 tablespoon dry mustard powder
1 tablespoon dried thyme leaves
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon dried oregano
1 egg
1/4 cup milk
8 (6 ounce) skinless, boneless chicken breast halves
1/2 cup vegetable oil
Directions

Stir together flour, tarragon, salt, ginger, pepper, mustard powder, thyme, garlic powder, and oregano in a shallow bowl until well blended. Beat the egg together with the milk until smooth in a bowl. Dredge the chicken breasts in the flour mixture, shake off excess, then dip in egg, and again in flour. Set breasts aside to rest for 10 minutes.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
Heat the vegetable oil in a skillet over medium-high heat. Dredge the chicken breasts in flour again, and shake off excess. Brown the chicken in the hot oil until golden brown on both sides. Place onto a baking sheet, and bake in preheated oven until the chicken is no longer pink in the center, 20 to 30 minutes.

Chikinz.

EDIT: Forgot pic

chipmonk0155 · (This post was last modified: 08-03-2012, 10:37 by chipmonk0155.)

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shaun · 08-03-2012, 10:37,

sigh.... i hate flaming