03-25-2013, 16:23,
(This post was last modified: 03-25-2013, 16:25 by A Friend.)
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They're All Dead... (Pt. 1)
The detective walked down the stairs into the dark clammy basement with an air of calm that the young officer had never seen before following a triple rape-homicide. When he reached the bottom, he slowly pushed his sunglasses to the top of his forehead and surveyed the crime scene, a cigar somehow finding itself lit and in his mouth.
"Who did this?" He asked. It wasn't a question, well, actually it was. It had a question mark.
The young officer took a few steps foreward, bringing him out of the shadows.
"You know, that cigar will ruin your night vision." He said in way of a reply.
The detective gave him a cold stare, punctuated by the removal of his second pair of sunglasses.
"Alright, look here rookie. I've been on this force for..." He pauses to breathe, "... a long time. I've solved more crimes than you could ever hope to see in your career. Which won't be long if you keep on making these stupid remarks." He glowered as he pulled out a flashlight and started shining it around the room. "So what have you found so far?"
"Hardly anything," the rookie replied. "I only got here 5 minutes before you."
"Then I guess we'd better start looking for evidence, eh?" The detective pulled off his third pair of sunglasses and removed a camera from his pocket. "Where should we look first?"
A. Check the Cabinet in the corner
B. Move to the unopened door
C. Attempt to kill the detective
Ey Ya`ll pass this on to everyone you know on skype, it'll be a good time!
Feel free to reply. Please. I feel so alone... so cold...
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03-25-2013, 16:28,
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iDieForEXP
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RE: They're All Dead... (Pt. 1)
This seems like a really cool idea. Keep it up!
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03-25-2013, 19:41,
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Leech
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RE: They're All Dead... (Pt. 1)
C is best answer
Leech: Moderating the wiki for over 75 years
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03-25-2013, 19:58,
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yottabyte
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RE: They're All Dead... (Pt. 1)
No one has posted in a week. Suddenly random guy posts and iDie replies minutes later... Not very suspicious at all.
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03-26-2013, 00:36,
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RE: They're All Dead... (Pt. 1)
I hope this turns into a quad rape homicide.
(08-21-2012, 03:16)Cerce Wrote: Molesting children is just a bonus.
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03-26-2013, 03:05,
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A Friend
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RE: They're All Dead... (Pt. 1)
That's right.
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03-26-2013, 03:06,
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RE: They're All Dead... (Pt. 1)
(03-25-2013, 19:58)yottabyte Wrote: No one has posted in a week. Suddenly random guy posts and iDie replies minutes later... Not very suspicious at all. 
Furthermore he didn't even choose A, B, or C.
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03-26-2013, 03:07,
(This post was last modified: 03-26-2013, 03:11 by A Friend.)
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A Friend
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RE: They're All Dead... (Pt. 1)
The proof is in the ip addresses, silly little children.
I'm in Ohio. iDie lives in Virginia, does he not?
(03-26-2013, 03:06)Android Wrote: Furthermore he didn't even choose A, B, or C.
Why would I vote? I'm writing the durn thing...
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03-26-2013, 03:14,
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RE: They're All Dead... (Pt. 1)
(03-26-2013, 03:05)A Friend Wrote: You'd better reply, Bvc

(03-26-2013, 03:07)A Friend Wrote: The proof is in the ip addresses, silly little children.
I'm in Ohio. iDie lives in Virginia, does he not?
I thought iDie lived in Ohio.
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03-26-2013, 03:18,
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A Friend
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RE: They're All Dead... (Pt. 1)
*facepalm* No, that's Tristo or Andy or Tommy or Eliza or Doggy (I think)
iDie lives in the nation's capital. Not that... erm... I would know...
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