Tales of Illicit Beverages and Substance.

[sethd13]

Freshman year homecoming: To be continued when I get home from school*
1:Limo
2:Gin,Loko,jack,vodka
3:Friend passes out, we think she is sleeping (it's 2 or 3 am)
4:Not sleeping, starts throwing up while unconscious
5:We hack into her phone and call her cousin
6:Limo driver is stoned af and helps us carry her to her cousins car.
7:She needs to be taken to hospital
8:seizures and dead for 10 minutes
9 BAC = .52
10: wakes up, still parties.
TLR: She Died.

[doggypwn]

My my. I had my first homecoming this year and it did not go like that.

[partyars]

what's a homecoming?

[sethd13]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...homecoming

[squiggley1]

>With Thornax and Wtyuio
>Half a bottle of vodka and two grams of the marijuanaweeddopepotgrass
>Smoke the weed
>Drink the vodka
>Begin to become crossfaded
>Start running around
>Confined to Thornax's room
>Have a box of Lucky charms
>Smash said lucky charms against mouth until they go in
>Begin throwing lucky charms out of window
>Stumbling and falling all over his room.
>As I fall I yell "I AM THE TROLL KING".
>Spent entire night stumbling around, blabbering stupid shit
>We wake up in the morning
>We had a pack of Oreos last night
>All of the cream was gone
>No one knows who ate the cream
>Lucky charms everywhere
>Confusion as we piece the night together

[Crazylol5]

>Half a bottle of vodka and two grams of the marijuanaweeddopepotgrass
>Smoke the weed

Yeah sure...
Everyone knows you inject marijuana, crost.

[squiggley1]

>Half a bottle of vodka and two grams of the marijuanaweeddopepotgrass
>Smoke the weed

Yeah sure...
Everyone knows you inject marijuana, crost.

I snort like, ten lines of marijuana a day.