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06-04-2011, 23:39,
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Ballad for a Banned Man
I noticed something in the mood of most people who get banned...

I will try to duplicate this mood... in song!
To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen:

Is this ban the real thing?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a griefing spree,
No escape from rules and things,
Open your eyes, Look up through the lies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I would not do it, me?
Because I'm well-behaved, well spoken-of, I'm innocent, don't ban me!
Any way you look at it, doesn't really sound like me ,truly
Yotta I just made an oops,
did not know that it was wrong, sorry yotta, its my fault
Yotta, I had just begun,
But now I've been banned, thrown it all away
Yotta, ooh, Didn't mean to cause you grief,
If I'm not unbanned this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, these mods are dumb,
Kiwike is not worth my time, wasting all my life online
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
But Yotta, ooh, I don't want to go,
I sometimes wish I'd never joined this at all
I see a little avatar of a man,
Yottabyte, Yottabyte, will you please at least unban me?
Griefers using TNT, very, very unlike me
(Yottabyte) Yottabyte (Yottabyte) Yottabyte, And any other mods on!
Magnifico I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy glued to the computer screen,
Please unban him from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you unban me?
Bismillah! No, we will not unban you!
(Unban me!) Bismillah! We will not unban you!
(Unban me!) Bismillah! We will not unban you!
(Unban me) Will not unban you
(Unban me) Will not unban you (Unban me) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Yottabyte, Yottabyte) Yottabyte, unban me
These moderaters vented out there anger on me, on me, on me
So you think you can ban me and believe these lies?
Even if I griefed, it was only sometimes!
Oh, Yotta, can't do this to me, Yotta,
Just gotta re-apply, just gotta join a new server
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me
Any way, this server blows
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06-04-2011, 23:53,
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RE: Ballad for a Banned Man
Haha, I challenge you to sing this Smiley
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06-05-2011, 04:47,
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RE: Ballad for a Banned Man
This thread contains an unspeakable amount of win.
"If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face."
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06-05-2011, 05:32, (This post was last modified: 06-05-2011, 05:32 by Cerce.)
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RE: Ballad for a Banned Man
Awesome smiley Why thank you
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06-05-2011, 13:16,
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RE: Ballad for a Banned Man
I just sang this out loud.
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06-05-2011, 14:27, (This post was last modified: 06-05-2011, 17:37 by MainDigger.)
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RE: Ballad for a Banned Man
(06-05-2011, 13:16)Crazylol5 Wrote: I just sang this out loud.

I tried. It failed, hard.

Awesome song tho Awesome smiley
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06-05-2011, 15:23,
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RE: Ballad for a Banned Man
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06-05-2011, 16:43,
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RE: Ballad for a Banned Man
Hah. I actually went through and listened to Bohemian Rhapsody, And sand this. Props Cerce.
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06-05-2011, 16:57,
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RE: Ballad for a Banned Man
I should write a music video =P im seriously thinking about it =3
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06-05-2011, 17:22,
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RE: Ballad for a Banned Man
(06-05-2011, 15:23)Kyga Wrote: [Image: kittyks.jpg]

I agree.

P.S. Mega cute kitten.
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