Riddle me this...

geckosquid · 10-25-2011, 05:12,

(10-24-2011, 23:45)TehCthulhu Wrote: Ima go with eyes, but i think it could also be a computer monitor, depending on your definition of "dimension"

It swings by his thigh, a thing most magical!
Below the belt, beneath the folds
Off his clothes it hangs, a hole in its front end,
stiff-set and stout it swivels about.

Levelling the head of this hanging tool,
its wielder hoists it above his knee;
it is his will to fill a well-known hole
that it fits fully when at full length

It's oft filled it before. Now it fills it again.

(this is a really old one, so keep that in mind)

hint: it's not a penis

A key.

(Since guthrie got it wrong, I'm going to post this again.)

There is one word that, if put on any product, will double its sales. What is that word?

sethd13 · 10-25-2011, 05:30,

women

partyars · 10-25-2011, 14:22,

half, because when you sell half as much, people have to buy twice as much to get the same amount as before.

there is a house, all of its walls are directed south.
there walks a bear around the house, what's the color of the bear's fur

sethd13 · 10-25-2011, 14:28,

black how many babies does it take to paint a house

DjFuzz · 10-25-2011, 14:42,

Depends how hard you throw them?

StayPuff · 10-25-2011, 14:58,

What's tall, white, and could possibly kill you if it fell out of a tree?

partyars · 10-25-2011, 15:18,

(10-25-2011, 14:28)sethd13 Wrote: black how many babies does it take to paint a house

wrong

TehCthulhu · 10-25-2011, 17:15,

(10-25-2011, 14:22)partyars Wrote: there is a house, all of its walls are directed south.
there walks a bear around the house, what's the color of the bear's fur

White.

A woman shoots her husband, looks at his face as she holds it under water for 5 min, an then hangs it.

Later they both go out to dinner. How can this be?

Spammuff · 10-25-2011, 17:23,

He's a super-freak and keeps his body. to have dinner.

At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?

Leech · (This post was last modified: 10-25-2011, 17:46 by Leech.)

(10-25-2011, 17:15)TehCthulhu Wrote:
(10-25-2011, 14:22)partyars Wrote: there is a house, all of its walls are directed south.
there walks a bear around the house, what's the color of the bear's fur

White.

A woman shoots her husband, looks at his face as she holds it under water for 5 min, an then hangs it.

Later they both go out to dinner. How can this be?

She took a picture of him, and she then processed it.

A guy brushes his teeth and goes to bed. He wakes up the next morning, and everything seems the same. He goes into the bathroom to brush his teeth again, turns on the sink, and realizes he is in a very different place. How does he know?