HELP ME

[bvcxzmn]

theonedoctor, what video card do you have, what is it's current driver, what are the rest of your system specs, and is your graphics card "bad" for any other of your games? If you answer those questions, then we might be able to help you. Otherwise, I find it helps if you add chocolate sauce to the carrot mix and put the mix in a blender before you put it into your graphics card. Also, banging your motherboard with a hammer usually works as well.

[Crazylol5]

to triforce all you have to do is mix ammonia and bleach and blow it with a straw.

Naaaaw, this is what you do if you want to make nice looking crystals.

[yottabyte]

Most people in here are just trolls but there's honestly not much we can help you with. First we need to know what's "bad". You say that you can't play... Is it that the game doesn't even launch? If it doesn't launch, is there some kind of error message? Why do you think it's a problem with the graphics card?
If there's something wrong when playing the game, is it blue screening? FPS drop? Lag spikes? Something else happening? You also didn't tell us if you have a laptop or a desktop which could make a major difference.

[Leech]

I've had a friend with the same problem. My reply was something of the lines of "haha, your computer is shit".

[tristo999]

Wow Leech >.>

[Crashlander04]

to triforce all you have to do is mix ammonia and bleach and blow it with a straw.

Naaaaw, this is what you do if you want to make nice looking crystals.

pour it on your computer to triforce

Spoiler (Click to View)

This could very likely kill you. Don't do it.

[tristo999]

I think he did the first step and now he cant get back on >.>

[theonedoctor]

Bad video card drivers!
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Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers.



--- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 --------
Generated 5/21/12 4:28 PM

Minecraft: Minecraft 1.2.5
OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1
Java: 1.6.0_31, Sun Microsystems Inc.
VM: Java HotSpot™ Client VM (mixed mode, sharing), Sun Microsystems Inc.
LWJGL: 2.4.2
[failed to get system properties (java.lang.NullPointerException)]

org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated
at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:185)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:311)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.create(Display.java:856)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.create(Display.java:784)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.create(Display.java:765)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.a(SourceFile:236)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.run(SourceFile:657)
at java.lang.Thread.run(Unknown Source)
--- END ERROR REPORT d09b8d03 ----------
this is what pops up when ever i try to play

[CapBubba]

Then update your driver. It's simple enough.

[theonedoctor]

Then update your driver. It's simple enough.

Cant find a way to update it online
and my dad thinks if i do anything to the computer it will explode