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07-20-2011, 05:13, (This post was last modified: 07-20-2011, 07:23 by squiggley1.)
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Okay so the mercenaries guild has pretty much no business Poker face active and well equipped players but no business Sad So I would like to make an advertisement stating our services

raiding: if you name the right price we will gather a band of men and actually raid a town >.> however the town must be nomadic so as to keep us neutral.

war: this is our biggest service, if you pay us a good bit then we will join your side in a war and lend you a good few hands when needed

guards: so say you have a fuckton of supplies you need to take with you somewhere, however you have heard that there are bandits and such lurking around. If you pay the right price we'll send out a guard or two to protect you along the way.

siege defense: okay so say your town/village/city/hamlet is under siege, we will some how find a way to break the siege and kill the attackers

siege attack: well, we help you shoot tnt cannons and fire arrows into the settlement until said defenders give up

spelunky: tell us about a cave you want explored and such and we will help you stay alive as you dodge creepers and skeletons, we will also charge in and light up dungeons for you to loot (share a lil' bit of the oars and such with one of our mercs though, they would appreciate it)

just message me and we'll work up a deal on a contract Smiley if you need us for something that isn't shown in teh advertisement then we'll talk about it. WE NEED TEH WORKZ
ALSO, you are paying per person Tongue not per contract, so make sure to tell me how many men you need. that way my troops can each get a fair share.

PM if you has teh contracts

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07-20-2011, 06:55, (This post was last modified: 07-20-2011, 06:59 by DARK_DUSK.)
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Well first off Mercenary's usually NEVER ban together. Wait go grab a dictionary and look up mercanary. That will explain it. Btw I'm not being mean I'm pointing out that Mercenary's are ppl that do anything for money like clearing land gathering information. Yes they also kill for money but that's not all they do. You watch to much television, and i spend to much time researching useless info.

Ill start you off with a job offer go talk to fashionmonkey and ask if he'll pay you and your men to clear out this mountain. He is pretty rich and fashion if your reading this keep in mind 3.0 will most likely not allow you to keep your money.
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07-20-2011, 07:08, (This post was last modified: 07-20-2011, 07:11 by squiggley1.)
Post: #3
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everyone who joined the guild joined because it pretty much said "hey, get paid to fight peoplez" not to clear land, NO ONE will respond to a contract like that, also "A mercenary is a person who takes part in an armed conflict, who is not a national or a party to the conflict, and is motivated to take part in the hostilities essentially by the desire for private parts and, in fact, is promised, by or on behalf of a party to the conflict, material compensation substantially in excess of that promised or paid to combatants of similar ranks and functions in the armed forces of that Party"


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(07-20-2011, 06:55)DARK_DUSK Wrote: Well first off Mercenary's usually NEVER ban together.

the mercenaries guild is technically one big mercenary company, meaning we mostly ban together.

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07-20-2011, 07:14,
Post: #4
RE: advertisement
Pay u 200 gold to war with dracko and helvanthar Laugh
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07-20-2011, 07:16,
Post: #5
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NAY, plus you have to pay per person

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07-20-2011, 07:20, (This post was last modified: 07-20-2011, 07:21 by DARK_DUSK.)
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Also fashionmonkey looks like no one besides me will take your job lol and kinda sad Sad
I'll do any job for money I don't care what it is I'll do it as long as I get paid. That's my definition of a mercenary? I think there's another word for that tho hmmmm help me out here someone...
Squiggly I was jk
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07-20-2011, 07:22, (This post was last modified: 07-20-2011, 07:23 by squiggley1.)
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we still raid nomadic towns and bring you the spoils for $$$ Troll

but you have to PM me for that C:

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07-20-2011, 07:23,
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(07-20-2011, 07:16)squiggley1 Wrote: NAY, plus you have to pay per person

Ya see that's why it's a bad idea to be in a group of people. SERVED OWNED Wink
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07-20-2011, 07:24, (This post was last modified: 07-20-2011, 07:25 by squiggley1.)
Post: #9
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I get a %10 percent contract tax Troll

that's how i make moneyz

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07-20-2011, 07:25,
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^ lol! Love this guy right here!
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