Wish Thread

Leech · 04-29-2012, 13:57,

Granted. It grows into the core, and the Earth dies

I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weiner

Archprince · (This post was last modified: 04-29-2012, 15:32 by Archprince.)

Granted. Your penis becomes a hot dog, and whilst becoming 2 inches longer, and making everyone love you, you feel saddened by the loss of your real penis. You decide drink bleach and die. After dieing, they never bury you, but parade around your Oscar Meyer weiner all day.

I wish Yotta would smack Droid upside the head for once.

Crazylol5 · 04-29-2012, 15:40,

Granted. I'm not going to make this one end badly, this should actually happen.

I wish eating cheese was a professional sport.

tcaillet · 04-29-2012, 15:44,

Granted, It's a sport and you are the champ... also the world's fattest person.

I wish crazy wasn't fat!

CapBubba · 04-29-2012, 20:17,

Crazy isn't fat, only slightly rotund.

I wish that Vault was back in production by the Coca Cola company.

lostboy · 04-29-2012, 21:25,

(04-29-2012, 20:17)CapBubba Wrote: Crazy isn't fat, only slightly rotund.

I wish that Vault was back in production by the Coca Cola company.

granted, they start making 'new vault'. its horrible
i wish i was done with homework

Third Eye · 05-03-2012, 04:00,

Granted, but it spontaneously combusted.

I wish that any wishes I make have no bad side effects.

Leech · 05-03-2012, 15:32,

Granted. It's based on what's a bad side effect for me. You explode

I wish I hadn't screwed up CheckSpambots

Archprince · 05-03-2012, 16:44,

Granted. You fucked up the rest of the wiki instead. You did such a bad job that Yotta de-modded you and you killed yourself from depression.

I wish I wished I could wish about 5 wishes ago for a puppydragon.

geckosquid · (This post was last modified: 05-05-2012, 09:10 by geckosquid.)

Granted. However, that makes it so that you never made this wish, meaning that you don't get that one. The cycle continues... FOREVER.

I wish the Skyrim DLC would come out and be everything I want it to be.